by datchick54 December 30, 2010
It is when a dumb Serbian named Igor looks at a t-shirt that has a picture of a rooster on a block. This of course means Cock block and Igor thinks it is a square rooster.
Hey nice shirt!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?
Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?
Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!
by Peter Pumpkineater July 21, 2008
I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.
Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.
by T Hizzle April 06, 2005
“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”
by Shiggles July 16, 2014
Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special
by Gilbilly March 14, 2017
Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
by Htes October 01, 2017
1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.
2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
by drinkbootysweatplz December 25, 2008