jack the rimmer

A male who repeatedly gives rimjobs to unsuspecting victims - Rape rims them. Pretty much a serial rim rapist.

oh na man, don't be mates with steve, he's jack the rimmer

by jacktherimmer March 31, 2007

Mississippi Ripper

When you fuck a girl so hard that the length of skin between the vagina and asshole completely tears.

Man 1: So, did you get with Robbin last night?

Man 2: Hell yea! Fucked her so hard, gave her a Mississippi Ripper!

by Salty Moore June 10, 2010

Jack the Ass Ripper

Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.

Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.

by Saruman's Army February 6, 2015

skipper ripper

to have sex with the skipper on a boat so many times that you tear her/his asshole.

I had a skipper ripper of a weekend

by Lonny6900 October 31, 2009

poo ripper

when you do a poo that rips your arse apart because it is so bloody big and massive. it feels like your arse has been rapped. it has chunky bits in it the size of tennis balls. wait that is a tennis ball. gross. can often get to be 25 centimetres- around! it really hurts. be careful you will need a larger size toilet. NOTE: try not to do a poo ripper in your pants.

'When sean went for a shit he did a poo ripper that was the size of a basketball!'
'my name is brody and i just ripped my arse apart with a poo ripper'
'murray jones did a poo ripper that didnt rip her ass?'

by Mr Burns September 20, 2006

Rumper Bumper

Having sex in a casual or non committal way.

Dude, me and Robyn did the Rumper Bumper last night!

by mregina February 18, 2009

rimmer

1. someone who literally licks someone's asshole
2. somone who figuratively licks somone's ass (sucking up)

1. "she reckons he's a rimmer"
2. Heath's a rimmer he only came to qcs party to suck up and get the apprentiship

by gcc September 21, 2005