Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"

She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!

by Perakee April 18, 2016

Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.

"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"

by Kraizk April 16, 2013

Retardable

An adjective describing someone who is adorable in their retardation

"So is a cat burglar someone who steals cats?"

"You're so retardable katie."

by peachykeenman May 18, 2011

retardational

More than just retarded,the escence of retardation.

Man did you see that new movie?It was simply RETARDATIONAL!!!!!I felt like puking!!!!Seriously,where is hollywood headed???

by ACkiddo February 1, 2008

Mental Retardation

What Joe Biden obviously suffers from. Some people say that he has declined with age, but this is only half true, because the truth is that Joey was always a bit slow.

Guy1: Yo I think Joe Biden has the mental retardation.
Guy2: Duh?

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

Retarderate

An action which causes retardation in others. Also defined as that which makes you retarded.

My physics class retarderates me every time- I come out dumber than I was when I went in!
George Bush can retarderate anyone- after ten minutes of listening to him, retardation is inevitable.

by aidsdate.com June 2, 2011