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dancing researcher

A person who gathers tiny out of context bits of information from the internet and uses them to support his decision
by Wafflebuddy January 15, 2024
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Research Sector 7885

N. Primary recording studio of Mr. Zappellin.
Mr. Zappellin made most of his albums at Research Sector 7885.
by Mr. Zappellin November 3, 2020
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researched watch

The action of watching footage of media, such as CCTV camera footage, show episodes, videos or what else is of what is known as media, then taking notes of researching on a specific part of the watched media.
Nick might do a researched watch for the mall's CCTV camera.
by ¡A Miraculous Lucky Charm! September 4, 2019
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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Research

Did I NEED to do the research? No? Because your destiny is to be held out of the fires of hell for all of eternity by your betters? Is that what it is?
Hym "Did I NEED to do the research or am I just a psychology genuis and your just some whore? What happened there?"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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One Handed Research

Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.
Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."

Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
by C Tasch December 10, 2024
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