religious masturbator

A religious masturbator is one who worships god as he or she has nothing better to do with their lives. Often, the point of being religious is to use churches and other christian events as social venues. They try to make God a 'cool dude' basicaly giving God a funboy image like themselves. Religious masturbators, or RMs for short, are often on the pull and use their apparant innocence as an RM in this act, unfortunately, most girls fall for this and in turn, usualy become RMs themselves.

If you go into a church and see a lad sitting in the middle of a group of girls wearing jeans, and an open collared white with light blue striped shirt, hair plastered with gel, u are looking at a religious masturbator

by Heavens Advocate May 13, 2005

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

when your trousers are so tight you can see whether the person in question is circumcised

your trousers are so tight i can tell your religion

by petunia :- clements December 27, 2016

redlining

Running a piece of equipment, most often an engine or other powerplant, way beyond it's rated maximum, usually in an emergency situation.

Usually, denoted by taking the engine revs or temperature up into the red area on an indicator dial, risking permanent damage or catastrophic failure.

"How fast will that thing go ?"

"One fifty five, but after one forty you'll be redlining"

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

religion and politics

the two reasons why the world currently is a peice of shit

Religion: FOR ALLAH! *explosion*
Politics: FOR OIL! *invade middle east*

by largo September 27, 2004

religious truth

The concept of interpreting the Bible or other religious texts outside of a literal sense; finding the meaning that was intended behind specific stories, parables, or teachings. Generally when searching for religious truth, one takes into account the time period, the society, the audience, and the writing styles used. This allows religious scholars to understand the Koran the way the first Muslims would have, or to understand the problems and solutions outlined in one of Paul's Epistles.

Luke's Gospel is a good example of the concept of religious truth. The religious truth of Luke's Gospel is that Jesus came for all humanity, especially the poor and marginalized members of society. This is especially shown in his birth narrative, which portrays Jesus being born in a stable and sleeping in a manger. The birth narrative also shows shepherds as the first to hear the good news of Jesus' birth; shepherds were extremely low-class citizens in ancient Jewish society.

by progamer124 July 11, 2003

Religious Right

A group of religious extremists that are responsible for much of the misery present in the world today. A bunch of goddamned two face hypocrites who do not practice what they preach. A bunch of racist, homophobic pigs who cannot stand ideas like democracy, seperation of church and state, and people who think and believe differntly than they do.

The Religious Right embody so much of how Jesus Christ described the pharisees of old in Matthew 23.

by jesster79 January 28, 2006

religion and politics

the worst topics for discussion ever. Use these to quickly make enemies and ruin friendships.

person1: Hey man, we really have a lot in common, we should hang out more...
person2: ok
*guys become good friends*

Example 1:
person1: so what do vote for republicans or democrats?
person2: democrats
Person1: republicans....fuck

Example 2:
person1: want to come to church with me?
person2: im atheist
person1: ...fuck....

religion and politics ruined these guys views for each other

by benjamus June 2, 2007