ROFL TOV

Rofl tov pronounced (raw-full-tah-v) is a combination of the common acronym ROFL and the hebrew phrase of congratulations Mozel tov. It may be used when confronted with a joke or humorous situation that merits the rolling of a person on the floor whilst laughing vigorously!!! Rofl tov is used to congratulate the teller of said joke or facilitator of said situation for being SOO GOSH DARN FUNNY!!!!

use as directed:
-whilst toasting with an alcoholic beverage
-accompany with a fist pump!!!
-Pronounce ROFL TOV with authority

(we don't half ass this $H13T)

<HANS BROLLO> MAn! when luke found out he kissed his own sister, hey was all like DAAAAMN SON!!!!

<BRODA> A path to the Dark Side, that is. Restraining order in young Skywalker's future, I foresee!

<HANS BROLLO> ROFL TOV!!! BRODA, you soo gosh darn dyslexic..... errrmm i mean funny! right... Funny!

by NATE "PEG-CITY" D1ZZL3 August 29, 2010

ROFL torpedo

A weapon, invented in the cold war to cause rofling on Russian Submarines so they would light up on sonar and they could be lit up. now used to make fist rise to the surface with hystaria

Fire the ROFL torpedo!!!

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

ROFL RAPED

The act of embarassing, or destroying an opponent in a matter of contest, to the point where it is not only hilarious, but also painful and unwanted on the receiving end of said "ROFL RAPE".

Teammate 1: "Hey lets go"
Teammate 2: "alright!"
Teammate 2's Head explodes as a sniper shot is heard echoing, painting teammate 1 in brain jello.

Teammate 1: "JESUS CHRISTO, HE JUST GOT ROFL RAPED VIA .50 CAL!!!

by Exian Zero March 11, 2010

rofl_420

Garfields biggest fan. /srs (they wrote lore for me)

ugly ass bitch: GARFIELD SUCKS
rofl_420: never say that.. *emo demon powers*
ugly ass bitch: PLS SPARE ME!!!!!!!!!
rofl_420: go kys. now.

by tweekingurmom March 29, 2022

Rofl Dog

A big dog that moves anything in its way. Like tables,chairs,boxes,or even cords to game systems.

You can tell what path the Rofl dog took by the flipped over chairs and tables.

by a7789 March 7, 2009

rofl pus

rolling on the floor laughing (rofl-ing) so much that pus squirts out of your body

Jim: omg that's so funny! rofl pus!!
James: dude, that's gross.

by sriiik May 8, 2009

ROFL Dance

The ROFL-Dance is a dance, in which (usually) a stickman dances. The song itself is Jun. A's version of Greenwich in the Sky. It also includes flashing lights/patterns, and thus is not recommended for epileptics to watch.

Many of the people just call it the ROFL-Dance Song, as they're unaware of the song's origins.

It may also include words LOL, ROFL, OMG and so on for the sake of it being the "ROFL-dance".

ROFL Dance is a simple dance.

by AliasAnonymous December 23, 2011