dick rod

The name of Rich dirty sanchez Rodriguez, the new coach of the Michigan football team
Dick Rod shafted his alma mater when he left West Virginia.
by JEZUZ December 18, 2007
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The Rod Of Justice

A long, smooth shaft...used for porking....The male genetalia.
by DeBo December 03, 2003
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rap rod

Slang for Phone, as used by Zaphod Beeblebrox in HHGTTG
"Hand me the rap-rod plate captain"
by Me April 09, 2004
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Fump Rod

Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.
Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
by gamerking60 November 20, 2007
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Blaze Rod

A Blaze Rod is a Chinese burn to the erect Penis.

- Refers to 'Minecraft' where a Blaze rod is an item Found in the Nether.
Tom: You alright man?

Alex: No, Fergus gave me an epic Blaze Rod last night.

Mickey: Duuuuuddee...
by AbsentMinded321 November 23, 2011
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lame-rod

A person who seems to always fail due to lack of abilities or extreme weakness.
The crazy guy is such a lame-rod.
by Lijien March 27, 2012
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Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.
"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"
by Rodmonkey68 January 13, 2017
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