get you a rebound

When someone broke up with their bf/gf and are upset, to help them get back to the field and meet a new date. You can say this to cheer them up when you are taking them to a party to meet some new guy

A: jerry dumped me. I think I'm never getting over him.
B:hey don't be upset, there's a party later, wanna come? I'll get you a rebound!

by oooooooona April 14, 2016

Offensive Rebound

After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.

Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?

Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!

Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!

by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009

brown rebound

when you fuck a bitch up the ass, and make her suck your wanker afterwards

when i kiss her, it smells like she was just brown rebounded.

After brad shoved that bottle up his ass, he wanted to be brown rebounded.

by T-Bone December 6, 2002

fiesta rebound

when a girl just broke up with her hispanic boyfriend and is available

Dude, Jorge just broke up with Mary!" "Oh bro! She's on fiesta rebound!

by ILIKESOUP_97 October 23, 2010

ButtNut Rebound

Person A ejaculates in person B's anus. Person A gets behind B's butt. Person B then flatulates as hard as they can thus spraying semen all over A's face

"Damn, I just busted real hard in you. I'm in for a real good buttnut rebound!"

by DedSexi June 26, 2008

Blind date rebound

When you go on a blind date for a happy hour and drink a few beers. The blind date ejects and leaves you at the bar. You drink until a random takes you home.

Cortes that lucky bastard thought he was done but caught a blind date rebound!

by Theadvisor77 August 25, 2016

Designated Rebound Fuck

It's pretty self explanatory. The person you plan to fuck if you break up with your SO. Can be abbreviated as DRF.

"Hey, you're hot, do you want to be my DRF?"

*DRF = designated rebound fuck

by blippityblah December 20, 2008