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pussy quaker

Something that tastes so good it’ll make your pussy quake.
The chicken from Long Horn was such a PUSSY QUAKER.
by pussyquaker January 14, 2021
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Alabama Quakefuck

The act of non-casual sex with one or more family members, preferably with the father. To begin with, you must use duct tape to stick on a 10 inch purple dildo (no exceptions) onto your dick. Then proceed with performing anal sex with your loved ones. Since the dildo has more than enough length to penetrate the intestine region it will create a rumble in your families stomachs. The dildo will also proceed to grind against the anal stone creating the sound that can be assumed to be an earthquake. Once there is almost enough semen to dry up the intestines, they eg. your mother, must deface your (eyes, ears, mouth and nose) with his/her feces. Then the rest of the family will have a full platter in front of them, giving them enough protein to last for a week. Studies done by students of McFuck University have shown that doing this ‘special’ ritual with your loved ones at least once a week will enable you to build enough muscle and strength to beat the world record of weightlifting.
Hey Johnny, wanna have an Alabama Quakefuck contest?
by Dr. Lin April 20, 2022
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Te Quiero Mucho

A boy and a girl are sitting in a car and the girl says "te quiero mucho" the guy then says "I love you too"
by Civius April 20, 2009
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Quiesha

A very intelligent, sassy and unique individual; always outspoken and dedicated. Let's nobody hold her back and is very independent. She's cute and creative; has a GREAT sense of humor. She can be a real bitch sometimes though so watch it....
Damn!!! Quiesha really has style

She smart as hell and determined to be the best!!!
by Bitchy Que Que February 5, 2010
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Quieres?

A 2018 meme created in Latin America. It's usually portrayed as a baby Labrador Retriever usually named Perro or Quieres Dog giving you a blunt asking "Quieres?" which translates to "You want?" Even though it's dead in American and European countries, it still has a huge impact in Latin America.
by PabloGrassEaterOfAss October 10, 2019
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as quiet as mice

I was with her in the room next door to her daddy's, so I told her we had to be as quiet as mice or her daddy would wake up.
by jmsilv August 8, 2006
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It’s always the quiet ones

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.
“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”
by UhohitstheGermanEmpire April 15, 2021
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