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Mom, I think Grandma queefed. Does that mean it's time to pull the plug?
queef by marcus March 26, 2005
a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).
After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.
Queef by POON-NA-NEE August 24, 2005
Yo i just queefed in that nigga bitches face yo fam its lits!!
Queef by Jshdhshehshxhd June 12, 2018
A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.
'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.
Queef by Dan the Man October 7, 2002
term used by the new york kids in south park to insult stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman. a fart from the area of the pussy. or, a fart from a guy who's dick is so small that it's a pussy.
"yo, you kids are a bunch 'o fu**in' queefs!" or, "hey pansy, quit queefin' over there!!"
Something that everyone in this definition room has done here.

pronunciation::: cweeff
onomatopoea sound::: pffffftttt
*ppppfffffffffffffffffffffttttt*
"Ahh....smell the roses!!"