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Picking Pubes

An expression associated with boredom, passing time, doing nothing, and procrastination.
CJ: Welp, I guess ill just go back to picking pubes since you guys don't want to play anything.

Blake: What?
by mpezent July 16, 2019
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Odin's Pubes

noun - An exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a Norse god (Odin).
"Odin's Pubes! That whore had a massive boner!"

Bro 1 - "Dude... I just saw Two Girls One Cup playing on my dad's laptop..."
Bro 2 - "That's more gnarly than Oden's Pubes, bro."

"Oden's Pubes! I have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by Wednesday."

"Oden's Pubes! This soup taste's like watered-down skeet."
by Noob Philosopher February 24, 2013
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The London pussy puke sewer

its where when having sex with a girl you puke in her pussy while pissing at the same time.

after result the stench usually smells like a London sewer.
the combination of piss and puke in the woman's pussy looks like a London sewer
hey jimmy I pissed and puked in your moms pussy last night, I totally gave here the London pussy puke sewer loser!

keep in mind you have to be extremely fucked up to say this
by RICE_CAKE_RAPIST February 11, 2022
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If she smokes...she pokes

1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.
Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.
by heybarker October 16, 2008
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Pokésexual

People who are sexually attracted to Pokémon
Today, rights for gays, tomorrow rights for Pokésexuals
by Arceus777 February 4, 2014
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Puke Dick

A male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral sex. Not to be confused with a barf dick.
You see that guy over there? I hear he's a puke dick.
by lokomo February 22, 2010
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Puke

Occurs usually when someone is sick to there stomach
Steve : Hey Kiersten your hair is so soft & your eyes are amazing any guy would be lucky to kiss your beautiful face.
Kiersten : Hey Steve the sight of your ugly face makes me want to PUKE!
Steve : It would be an honor for me to clean up your Puke!
Kiersten : You disgust me stay away from me stay away from my sister or i'll have you fired!
Steve : Hey wanna come over to my place tonight and watch dirty dancing!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop May 2, 2017
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