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PUFFY

An acronym meaning Pick Up Feces From the Yard. When you don't want to put "pick up dog poop" on your to-do list.
I went outside to PUFFY before people came for the picnic.
by Jarsofstars May 2, 2025
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Puffy Coats

Worthless corporate folks, aka overhead costs, with zero real world success.
Those corporate folks who walk around all day in their puffy coats with an Ogio backpack and a Yeti cup while they send emails and PowerPoints yet accomplish near nothing.
by TheTrueTexan July 28, 2022
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puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong
Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”
by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022
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puffy juice

A mixture of blended egg whites and male semen.
I had an immaculate cup of puffy juice for breakfast.
by IKE THE DYKE September 13, 2020
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puffy ute

Short for puffy uterus. Similar words would be fupa or gunt. Could be found in skinny women or overweight women.
"Hey bro you seen her puffy ute?"

"I thought she was pregnant!"
by evinnnn September 16, 2023
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puffy pudding

The act of cumming inside a bad bitch's asshole while having her shit on your dick, and pulling it out and feeding it to her.
Bro, I just fed my girl a shitload of puffy pudding!
by ShinoB6 May 13, 2016
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Puffy

Puffy; /ˈpʌfi/
adjective

1. Describes a person who looks or acts soft, swollen, or emotionally inflated — often visibly flustered, sensitive, or on the brink of an overreaction. A classic pre-Karen state where someone isn’t fully causing a scene yet, but the energy is building.

2. Can also imply someone is physically puffy — e.g., tired eyes, bloated face — usually from stress, crying, or general life struggles.

Not inherently insulting, but context and tone matter. Saying someone’s puffy can be affectionate, observational, or a subtle warning that they’re spiralling.
“You okay? You’re lookin’ kinda puffy today.”
(Genuine concern with a sprinkle of judgement.)

“Chill, girl — you’re getting puffy. Don’t go full Karen on them.”
(Warning issued.)

“She’s been all puffy ever since they messed up her coffee order.”
(Pre-Karen behaviour detected.)
by Lord Wafflington June 30, 2025
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