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proctology

A branch of medicine that deals with the Anus,and/or it`s disese`s.
After I gave her a thorough Exam, I concluded,her anal sphincter had been dialated to the point,she had no control over her Bowel`s.Her fecal matter,just fell out.
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unlicensed proctologist

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
by TurkTurkleton January 4, 2012
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Proptosis

The act of falling forward; Being so drunk that you lack the coordination for even the most simple motor skills such as standing or sitting; Someone so drunk they keep falling over.
Steve: Dam son, you were drunk as shit last night!! You couldn't even sit up straight on the barstool, much less walk to the car. How many times did you fall over?

Joe: No joke, I must have hit my face on the floor three or four times. I had a nasty case of proptosis!
by Monkee-C June 13, 2009
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Preston Lee

Bro is 4'11 tf ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
"Who could possibly be 4'11 in 7th grade?"

"Preston Lee"
by AMONG BALLS March 30, 2022
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Preston and Steve

The greatest morning show of all time. Can be listened to on 93.3 WMMR every weekday morning. If you don't like Preston and Steve than you suck.
Preston and Steve are the best show ever. In what other show will an intern get hot sauce shot up their ass?
by Naomi Saukaitis June 22, 2008
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pronto

by TVD June 10, 2003
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preston junior high

Quite possibly the gayest school in existance. The principle is a fag and mr. kisla is a child molester.
Dan: fuck i hate school
Mr. Kisla: let me rub your cock to make it fun!
Dan: no its quite alright.
by Dan Golub July 19, 2008
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