Prophets and Thieves

To rock harder than you have ever fucking rocked before. To bring it heavy and fuck shit up on stage at a rock show.

Example: “Can’t wait to go out tonight and watch Metallica go all Prophets and Thieves on the stage!”

“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”

by Jimip725 November 16, 2025

Prophetting

When you or your boy drops facts or knowledge like a prophet would but you lowk don’t wanna sin and commit blasphemy so you just tell them they’re spitting like a prophet would (ur NOT LITERALLY saying they’re a prophet)

“Yo bro just crack and tell her you’re not tryna get cuffed because you want something casual”

“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”

by Snuzzfinder_15 November 17, 2025

Penile prophet

A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.

My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.

by Deadrune April 6, 2017

oldschool prophet

A person with biblical knowledge aswell as street knowledge boldly bringing forth truth regardless who it offends..

Man that guy was a oldschool prophet!

by ChaplainCross August 11, 2017

georgia prophet

A slag/slut or other similar variations

She's sleeps with everyone she's such a Georgia prophet

by the anonymous legend November 22, 2017

Yung Prophet

Also known as Jacob E. He’s a fucking amazing ass guy basically.

Some normie: Hey do you see yung prophet over there?
Some other normie: Yeah dude I’m not gay but I’d suck his dick

by Yung_prophet November 15, 2018

The Prophet Yahweh

In the book, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' the first Adam (human) is known as "The Prophet Yahweh.'

The Prophet Yahweh is God in the flesh.

by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021