Procrasterbator

Putting off jacking off until later.

That Bill always has his hand in his pants. Go take care of business and quit being a procrasterbator

by Xanaduder313 December 23, 2017

procreacity

A word rhymes with audacity and Lily says it way to often.

The audacity, the procreacity.

by lolthetea September 13, 2018

procrastelation

When you find out that the thing you were putting off doesn't have to be done after all.

The hurricane destroyed his house and most of the town, but Jeremy secretly felt a sense of procrastelation because now he didn’t have to fix that damn garage door after all.

by ibelieveinnossing September 12, 2019

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019

Procratochatting

The act of procrastinating through meaningless and/or irrelevant conversation with others, most often in the classroom sense.

Teacher: All of you stop procratochatting!

by Goldfisheth October 22, 2020

Procrasterbater

An adjective. One who procrastinates important tasks and instead masterbates vigorously

Dude we need to finish this project! Stop being such a procrasterbater bro.

by aplu December 10, 2021

procrastercleaning

All the things you do to avoid cleaning your home.

I was procrastercleaning today

by anonymous August 7, 2022