probonie

Person-
A Professional; Perfect in bed; Unbelievably orgasmic; Sexy; Gorgeous; Best you'll ever have in every way.

Addicting; Can't get enough of this person; Someone who makes you feel Fully Alive for the first time in life.

That person is a Probonie. I need to get me some of that.

by AddictingCrazyB*tch June 21, 2014

protorney

A pro se individual acting as their own attorney

Jim went to court acting as a protorney

by Stan-The-Man April 1, 2015

Proboscaorrhagia

Extreme blood loss through the nose; compared with epistaxis which is the medical term for a simple nose bleed. A fake medical term used by manga fans to describe the kind of massive blood loss exhibited by characters who are exposed to unexpected erotic or sexual topics and/or situations.

Doctor: "Your son is suffering from proboscaorrhagia."
Mom: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: "Yes. Just take away all of his porn and he'll be fine."

by CVegas February 23, 2017

ProBond

A pro player, the coolest gamer of the internet. He loves rpg, bonk.io, squadd.io...

Wow! He plays like ProBond!
He is as good as ProBond!

by THE BEST DEFINATOR June 18, 2017

Proberto

When poberts fucks the pum out of your bum

ouch I just got mother fucking probertod

by Poberts December 30, 2017

Profortask

Professional adviser who takes care of any type of academic assignments or tasks.

Any time I run out of writing ideas, I beg GOD to send me profortask to solve it.

by Megan Markele April 24, 2018

proportionlized

To make proported

Collins face is not proportionlized

by Ggbbbab February 17, 2018