National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

Pregnant

You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms

Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018

Pregnant Racing Woman

a woman who is running in a race while she is pregant.

Georgia is a 6 months in being a pregnant racing woman some say she will retire

by Juddah March 30, 2009

pregnant richard

richard is a very sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will deny it even though he is. he is having a boy and naming him “Mk”...richard will be a great mother to his baby!

me: “richard are you pregnant??”
richard: “nope”

pregnant richard

by pregnant richard January 16, 2019

crazy pregnant

Someone who has violated the law of coverage not once, but multiple times. The law of coverage states that you should avoid allowing the number of children from outnumbering the number of parents or combined number of parents and those willing to take care of the children full-time.

Kate was crazy pregnant. So was Octamom. As well as Michelle Duggar.

by LingoMasterMike September 27, 2011

pregnant mules

Although, seemingly impossible
There are some pregnant mules out there
Why is that significant?
Well, mules aren't supposed to be able to get pregnant.
It's nature's way of saying "This isn't right, so I'm stopping it."
Well, some way or another, there are pregnant mules, alive and breathing, even as you read this..
Be afraid....
Be VERY afraid

"So guess what I found out."
"What?"
"There's a pregnant mule in Wyoming"
*Dramatic silence*
"Pregnant Mules Will Attack You In Your Sleep, Then Take Over The World!!!!!!"
*Runs away screaming*

by Kadie-Lee May 20, 2008

Pregnant Individual

A person who may or may not identify being a woman who can bear and deliver a baby

Tommy - Look Mom - A pregnant woman
Mom - No Tommy, That is not a pregnant woman, that is a pregnant individual

Tommy - Fucking PC assholes

by Salinasone April 23, 2021