Penis Poacher

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

by rgeezy January 8, 2009

Ivory Poacher

An often very attractive or successful black woman who only dates successful and desirable/attractive white males. These men are thought by white women as having been lured and stolen away by what they view as a novelty in the sexy, well to do black woman. The thought being that they should stick to their own men. The Ivory Poachers motives range from simple preference to spiteful retribution so the term can be applied lightly as a humorous description, or harshly as an insult.

"I should introduce shawna to my cousin Pookie".... "Nah girl, she a Ivory poacher...she like dat cream"

"I really thought there was something growing between Brandon and I...but now he's dating that black chick with the Mercedes...fucking Ivory poacher!"

by RoG03 August 31, 2016

penny pitcher

Someone who does not care for pennies and leaves them on the ground somewhere. rich

Someone who leaves pennies (heads up) hoping others will get good luck from picking it up. thoughtful

Someone who considers throwing pennies at unexpected victems a sport. asshole

"Stop being a penny pitcher, a penny saved is a penny earned."

"What are you doing?"
"Making someone's day!"
"Aw, that's so cute I want to punch you."

"Look at that asshole queer, let's throw pennies at him."

by Robert Oldhead November 28, 2007

poacher

an older well-to-do man who picks up younger women, much like a woman who is a cougar picks up younger men

If you are looking for girls who were born the same year you graduated from high school, you are a poacher.

by poachasaurus August 25, 2008

poachers sack

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina

you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !

by Nige September 17, 2003

pussy poacher

A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.

E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."

by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009

Pother

A commotion or fuss.

Heated Discussion, debate, or argument.

I'm trying to ignore him, but all he wants to do is pother.

by indichotomy December 1, 2020