Summer Polman

Summer Polman a girl who has cheese growing in between her toes.

ew no don’t take your shoes off if you have a summer polman

by K2trapyy May 18, 2021

Jaz Polman

Obviously the most beautiful person in the world they have the most amazing smile and the best personality she clearly the best sibling ;)

oh look she’s the jaz polman of the family

by K2trapyy May 18, 2021

Dean Portman

Fulton Reed’s boyfriend but also everyone’s husband idek

Hot as a mf

The best hockey player ever from the Mighty Ducks.

“Who’s your favorite Mighty Ducks character”

“The absolute hottie, amazing player, ripped asf, super hot, playa, Dean Portman thank you very much.”

by stwoo July 17, 2021

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022

Joshua Putman

An absolutely insane psychopathic rouge A.I with little to no care for the world around him or his own well being who is one of the primary enemies of the Yourhighnessgaming community, Once taken out by AlphaZeroSeven with a giant taser. He was rebuilt by an unknown assailant (Believed to be Chuck-E-Cheese) and has been last seen terrorizing the world.

"RUN IT'S JOSHUA PUTMAN!"
"Oh god, it's Joshua Putman"

by AlphaZeroSeven November 14, 2022

ur dad postman pat

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

by Mattyholden May 20, 2018

tim the postman

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022