Pooesta

An early-afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.

Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

by JettSkyler April 29, 2011

Debbie does poolside

Fill a small pitcher full with ice...

Add Raspberry Vodka (to your liking). V-man would probably add about 1/2.
Add your lemonade.
If you have some Triple Sec or gran marnier, add a little.
Try a slice of Peach in it.

I will be heading to the liquor and grocery store tonight to pick up the items below for "Debbie does poolside". I should be on my way to feeling quite good by Noon. I might also have to pick up the ingredients for a mullin

by Vodkaman July 26, 2005

pooass

a very warped word for "Police", It went from Police to Po-lice, Poolice to pooass

Guy 1 - here come the PooAss
Guy 2 - Shit son!

by justinIROCguy June 6, 2007

poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!

john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

poonspeeding

The act of eating out your girl while wearing a swimming cap and googles.

Man I was poonspeeding the other night, thank god for the googles she squirted everywhere!

by Nismat March 4, 2013

poonse

silent but deadly fart.

omg you poonsed.

this smells like pooooonse man

by thawerthow July 29, 2012

Pooasaurus Rex

A T- Rex, oddly combined with a Poo. It has the body of a T-Rex, and the head of a Poo.

A scientist was in the deep forests of the amazon, when he saw a Poo and T-Rex mating. The scientist came back a few months later, seeing a large egg in a nest. It was moving. the scientist walked over to it, and the top of the egg cracked open. A head of a child poped out. Scientist was confused. "Little girls dont come from eggs!" the scientist yelled. The small child came out of the egg with a dinosaur body! " I WILL CALL THIS A POOASAURUS REX!!!!" The scientist screamed.

by ilovemyjrt09 March 2, 2011