poohnami

1. (noun)

Relentless, uncontrollable diarrhoea. A particularly thin, loose, liquid stool with a light oily component. Exits the body at unusualy high velocity causing significant discomfort, exacerbated by the passing of spicy food. Coming in waves lasting 5 to 15 minutes each the high flow and are extremely difficult to manage. Leaves the victim weak and exhausted and often in tears.

"She paid dearly for that undercooked chili-chicken hot dog when a poohnami struck her, around 9 o'clock that night."

"He was on the toilet for so long with that poohnami that by the time he finished he'd lost the feeling in his legs."

"He sprayed a poohnami of hot chocolate out his back passage, it burned and he wept"

by Tui56 July 24, 2023

flodgy poocan

Someone pretending to be a square

Stop being a flodgy poocan

by Lucy parsnips February 20, 2018

Whinnie The Poohing

This is when you’re having sex with someone and they leave their shirt on, hence looking like whinnie the pooh.

“Omg you guys, I had to end it, he wouldn’t stop whinnie the poohing every time”

by notwhinniethepooh January 26, 2020

pooman

A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.

That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.

by not the pooman August 4, 2003

Poolantis

When you take such a huge dump that it actually rises above the water level inside the toilet.

Guy #1: Are you alright? You were in there for a long time.
Guy #2: Dude, I think I just found the Lost City of Poolantis.

by KBo1138 October 10, 2008

Poonannie

A woman’s vagina

A woman’s vagina that has to be cleaned for her boyfriend

Freshen up your Poonannie poonannie poonannie

Freshen up your Poonannie For your boyfriend

by Haribooo_defonotfromaschool October 8, 2018

pootananny

pussy, vagina, the thing u stick ur penis in while ur boning the shit out of a bitch, HEAVEN ON EARTH, thing that i practically live in!

pootananny is something chris will never get from any girl, evan a HUUUGE ho like caitlin.

by big a-dizzle May 22, 2006