Pontiac

Horrible car manufacturer, a wretched division of GM (Chevy, Buick, Caddie, GMC, Saturn and Daewoo/Opel/Holden also shares the same reputation as piles of hog shits, with the exceptions of Hummer and Saab). Avoid Pontiac at all costs; has engine/trasmission failure, glitches, fugly looking car with bad engineering, followed by liable warranty that may amaze you in your dreams. Drive the car and you will see how crappy the Ponties are. Especially with minivans and SUVS.

Owner #1: I bought my Pontiac Montana today! It is spacious, good and big.
Owner #2: I bought my G6/Gran Prix today! Cool looking sedan, and drives well.
Owner #3 (Former/non GM driver): You guys are fumbducks! Drive for a while and your car will get fucked up.

by HateMainstreamMusic April 30, 2008

Pontiac

Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Car

by toolazyforname January 7, 2007

Pontiac

City where kids start vaping and smoking at the age of 12

Pontiac where everyone says "doo" "who's at the mall?" who's at Oasis?" "bet"

Where every girl at the age of 11 starts doing their eyebrows and makeup

City where every gay girl has red hair

Where the drama turns into a fight

Where everyone is considered a hoe or fboy and talk crap about each other

"Hey you going to Pontiac this weekend i'm trying to get a ride for the party"

by Heygirllll12444 March 27, 2019

pontiac vibe

A small car that gets great gas mileage, that is slowing becoming extinct by S Makula who wrecks one every year

That Pontiac vibe is the S Mak daddy

by BH6500 January 7, 2021

pontsho

A player whose very handsome .An introvert .A smart boy who does not take nonsense .Very good in sports and always energetic .Not an outgoing person but likes fun times .

The boy is a pontsho ..

This boy is very pontsho

by Conandrum mate November 22, 2021

pontiac

Poor ol' nigga thinks it's a camaro

That man thinks he got shit but all he's got is a Pontiac.

by noname January 7, 2007

Pontiac Driver

An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.

Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!

by cokemidget January 14, 2008