Indie ponce is the term used to describe an adolescent male who believes he is the ultimate indie character. This may be due to fashion, musical talent or general behaviour, most of the times all of these come into consideration. Usually an indie ponce has a select group of friends, which all adore him and believe that he is, in fact, the ultimate indie figure, but rarely has the indie ponce got any friends outside of his small circle.
Common traits:
Style: Skinny jeans, Pointy shoes, cardigans, most often very skinny in physique, most commonly to have a tattoo of either song lyrics or poetry in Latin or Italian.
Musical Talent: Often thought of as a 21st Century Poet, by himself or his inner circle, he believes he is the modern day version of T. S. Eliot and Hunter S. Thompson combined in one skinny indie kid.
General Behaviour: Generally of Public school background, will always be in a relationship with an indie cindy, only ever drinks Jack Daniels and Coke, believes that ‘being spotted’ is key to everything.
Heroes: Pete Doherty, J. D Salinger, Shakespeare, T. S. Eliot, Hunter S. Thompson, His parents.
Common traits:
Style: Skinny jeans, Pointy shoes, cardigans, most often very skinny in physique, most commonly to have a tattoo of either song lyrics or poetry in Latin or Italian.
Musical Talent: Often thought of as a 21st Century Poet, by himself or his inner circle, he believes he is the modern day version of T. S. Eliot and Hunter S. Thompson combined in one skinny indie kid.
General Behaviour: Generally of Public school background, will always be in a relationship with an indie cindy, only ever drinks Jack Daniels and Coke, believes that ‘being spotted’ is key to everything.
Heroes: Pete Doherty, J. D Salinger, Shakespeare, T. S. Eliot, Hunter S. Thompson, His parents.
“Next time just tell me i’m being an Indie Ponce, OK?”
“He is such an Indie Ponce! He thinks he’s so amazing!!!”
“He is such an Indie Ponce! He thinks he’s so amazing!!!”
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Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
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Guy A: What's with the blood on your pants?
Guy B: I tried to pull off the Ponce. Needless to say, I failed.
Guy B: I tried to pull off the Ponce. Needless to say, I failed.
by alrighttitties September 18, 2007
Get the the ponce mug.One of the notorious "ladies" (or gentleman) of the night who work on Ponce de Leon in Atlanta, GA. (Especially those on the corner of Boulevard and Ponce). They come in different varieties the further away from Peachtree St you go. For instance, Piedmont and Ponce at 4:00am has its share of African American trannies with expensive wigs. Down at Boulevard, the fare is more like the former humans from "I am Legend."
Many Poncestitutes are toothless and suffer from pelvic inflammatory disease, but don't worry, they only charge enough for a nominal amount of crack, or a chicken dinner from Popeyes.
Many Poncestitutes are toothless and suffer from pelvic inflammatory disease, but don't worry, they only charge enough for a nominal amount of crack, or a chicken dinner from Popeyes.
The MARTA bus almost ran over a Poncestitute yesterday, and although she didn't seem to notice, her pimp was cussing up a storm and threatening a lawsuit.
Can you believe the police precinct is so close to a hotbed of Poncestitution?
Honey, you might want to see a doctor! You're staggering around like a Poncestitute.
As I turned left onto Ponce, the Poncestitute stuck her braless chest out at me and smiled a toothless grin. Then she noticed I was a woman and she shot me the bird.
Can you believe the police precinct is so close to a hotbed of Poncestitution?
Honey, you might want to see a doctor! You're staggering around like a Poncestitute.
As I turned left onto Ponce, the Poncestitute stuck her braless chest out at me and smiled a toothless grin. Then she noticed I was a woman and she shot me the bird.
by Suzanne B February 2, 2009
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