velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.

1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."

by toast455 July 2, 2005

East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.

When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019

pocket bunny

Someone who is broke or has no money. The act of pulling out one's pant's pockets to show there is no funds hidden within forms the ears of said bunny.

Can you believe when we went out he pulled up all pocket bunny on us and I had to pay?

by aardvarks June 8, 2007

pocketbook

New England slang for a woman's purse

"He stole money right out of my pocketbook."

by annnoexox April 1, 2007

Pocket Pool

When you got your hand in your pants and your playing what that hangy thing on your body on the lower part. Then people start looking at you because they know your having fun over there.

Person 1: Matthew's over there playing pocket pool, isn't he?
Person 2: Yup. I bet he's having a ball.
Person 1: Nasty ass bitch.

by latrelljennings August 10, 2016

pocket billiards

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets

"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

pocket poop

A synonym for shirt shart. In a jam, ripping off your shirt pocket and using it to wipe when no toilet paper is to be found.

Man, I got cuaght up in a pocket poop last night. I had explosive diarrea during my bike ride. It was nuts. Hope I don`t get fireass.

by Marc.O.C. & Evan Z. June 24, 2009