by Saphi Rose August 14, 2016
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Youngster: *looking for pokemon
Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey
Youngster: I love Pokemon GO
Guy in a White Van: Hey kid, I will trade you a level 100 Mewtwo for level 3 Pidgey
Youngster: I love Pokemon GO
by Just a Pseudonym November 2, 2015
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When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.
Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.
Girl 2: Ouch.
by Lush August 2, 2008
Get the poke n stare mug.A word that is literally the words "Pokemon" and "Retard". Pretty self-explanatory.
Essentially, they are the incredibly toxic part of the Pokemon community who take ignorance to the next level, going as far as to attack people in the exact same community of them. They generally act very immature, and would be willing to start a flame war to anyone not agreeing with them. Should Pokemon be shunned in any way possible, they would begin to freak out about it regardless of the actual meaning. They also don't have a lick of respect for people with differing opinions, so if you are a fan of Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Yo-Kai Watch, or prefer the earlier generations of the Pokemon series, expect to be attacked in the most discrete way possible.
You can find an exceedingly large amount of Poketards causing flame wars in DEATH BATTLE!'s video "Pokemon vs Digimon".
Essentially, they are the incredibly toxic part of the Pokemon community who take ignorance to the next level, going as far as to attack people in the exact same community of them. They generally act very immature, and would be willing to start a flame war to anyone not agreeing with them. Should Pokemon be shunned in any way possible, they would begin to freak out about it regardless of the actual meaning. They also don't have a lick of respect for people with differing opinions, so if you are a fan of Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Yo-Kai Watch, or prefer the earlier generations of the Pokemon series, expect to be attacked in the most discrete way possible.
You can find an exceedingly large amount of Poketards causing flame wars in DEATH BATTLE!'s video "Pokemon vs Digimon".
Sam: And the number one video game goes out to Metal Gear Solid!
Bob: WHAT?! THAT'S COMPLETE BULLCRAP! POKEMON DESERVES TO BE NUMBER ONE! I DON'T CARE WHAT EVIDENCE THERE IS FOR MGS TO BE THE NUMBER ONE VIDEO GAME! POKEMON DESERVES IT, NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Sam: Can you shut up already, Poketard?
Joe: I'm personally a big fan of the first generation of Pokemon. What's your opinion?
Rick: First generation? Hah, you pathetic Genwunner! Everyone knows that the entire Pokemon Series is the best! Get a life, and don't waste my time!
Joe: Dude, I was expressing my opinion. I never said the first generation is the only good one. Don't be such a Poketard
Bob: WHAT?! THAT'S COMPLETE BULLCRAP! POKEMON DESERVES TO BE NUMBER ONE! I DON'T CARE WHAT EVIDENCE THERE IS FOR MGS TO BE THE NUMBER ONE VIDEO GAME! POKEMON DESERVES IT, NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Sam: Can you shut up already, Poketard?
Joe: I'm personally a big fan of the first generation of Pokemon. What's your opinion?
Rick: First generation? Hah, you pathetic Genwunner! Everyone knows that the entire Pokemon Series is the best! Get a life, and don't waste my time!
Joe: Dude, I was expressing my opinion. I never said the first generation is the only good one. Don't be such a Poketard
by Person1234229 March 30, 2019
Get the Poketard mug.A pass given to a husband from their wife, usually for their birthday or Valentine's day, that allows them to request sexual favors regardless of the wife's mood.
Tom: "Hey Bill! How are you and the wife getting along lately?"
Bill: "Not so good. I had to cash in my poke pass last night..."
Tom: "Dang man, I used mine last week after a huge fight."
Bill: "Not so good. I had to cash in my poke pass last night..."
Tom: "Dang man, I used mine last week after a huge fight."
by Baker Lucas April 18, 2022
Get the poke pass mug.When someone who grew up in the 1990s (and therefore was hopelessly obsessed with Pokémon, just as any healthy child was) claims that they were never interested in it.
Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.
Ironically this is in an attempt to look cool but the truth being that if they did not like Pokémon as a child (which they blatantly did) they would have been shunned by their peers, the effects of which would still be continuing today.
Tom: hey Steve... when you were a child what was your favourite Pokémon?
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.
Steve: my favourite what?
Tom: Pokémon...
Steve: was that the japanese thing with the yellow monster called Pika something... i was never interested in that!
Tom: your in Pokemon denial.
by thefaceoftom January 9, 2010
Get the Pokemon Denial mug.1. (Usually) a noun to describe teens (normally from Brunei) whom stylize written English / Malay in ridiculous ways; have numbers or ludicrous fake names as their Facebook display name; form cliques or groups with absurd names on Facebook; normally dress in coloured skinny jeans, usually along with plaid shirts; think they are cool but just plainly are not. A Poklen with proper grammar is absolutely rare.
2. An adjective to describe one who acts like a Poklen.
2. An adjective to describe one who acts like a Poklen.
1. (i) Hi do u wantz to go to the maaaalllz? ahax ahax
(ii) *On Facebook*: <Name> Fivesixthree
(iii) *On Facebook* : <Name> iheartdropdead
2. X: "Eyh, cemana kan neee? Voie kau ani eyh! Sasax ku eyh!"
Y: "Poklen eh."
(ii) *On Facebook*: <Name> Fivesixthree
(iii) *On Facebook* : <Name> iheartdropdead
2. X: "Eyh, cemana kan neee? Voie kau ani eyh! Sasax ku eyh!"
Y: "Poklen eh."
by byeolida November 7, 2011
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