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The time of month before a woman has her period. During this time the woman goes insane. She has bitch fits and mood swings all day.
Girl: Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?
Guy: Yea, meet me at my place around 11
Girl: WTF! You are not getting near my pussy!
Guy: You just said...
Girl: Go suck your own dick
^^This girl has PMS
Guy: Yea, meet me at my place around 11
Girl: WTF! You are not getting near my pussy!
Guy: You just said...
Girl: Go suck your own dick
^^This girl has PMS
PMS by Pimpskater July 6, 2007
PMS
The seemingly supernatural phenomenon which occurs monthly (like the full moon), in which women are possessed by an angry spirit that seeks to make men's lives a mystery. This can refer to premenstrual stress, post menstrual stress, or just present menstrual stress.
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Pre Mesnstrual Syndrome or PMT - Pre menstrual Tension.
A group of symptoms from irrational thoughts, mood swings, extreme tiredness, food cravings, extreme fluctuations in libido from very high to non existant, sufferes can become highly strung - angry, weepy, antisocial.
A group of symptoms from irrational thoughts, mood swings, extreme tiredness, food cravings, extreme fluctuations in libido from very high to non existant, sufferes can become highly strung - angry, weepy, antisocial.
They may have an aversion to light. Some women experience terrible abdominal cramps, breast pain and migraine headaches - either one or all of these. PMS is not fun and has been the cause of many a relationship and family breakdown. Women can suffer this from the first period until menopause, some women are affected after giving birth and others in their 30's. PMS or the extreme version PMDD has led some women to having a full hysterectomy in order to be free of their symptoms. Addressing the symptoms early through diet and herbs specifically for the female reproductive system can be the answer and has been for many women. The book PMT-Reversing The Curse outlines how to do this in a simple, readable and easy to folllow plan.
pms by Womensherbs April 7, 2011
PMS
PMS stands for Post Mevec Syndrome. It is a phase when you think you don't have to shower or be generally cleanly also known as puberty. Usually happens between fifth and eighth grade, MAY LAST ENTIRE LIFE. Symptoms are not bathing daily, refusing to wear deo for you B.O, looking grimey, acting like a spaz, freak, sketchball, or complete and utter weirdo
Girl 1: Eww that girl has really greasy hair
Girl 2: Shes going through that PMS phase
Girl 1: Grody, let's make fun of her!
Girl 2: Shes going through that PMS phase
Girl 1: Grody, let's make fun of her!
PMS by roykill1991 May 16, 2010