ping-planked

the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out

usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.

not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.

Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued

by molly"

Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do

both, he sure got ping-planked

by oompaloominator March 10, 2010

Pigeons Plucked

Getting a pedicure

Child I need to get my pigeons plucked, they are cutting through my shoes

by Jogafl May 7, 2011

mudgy plunkett

A extremely dull or boring evening, esp. Friday or Saturday.

Although it was lashing rain, I went out anyways. The thought of another mudgy plunkett left me desperate.

by carlos the baker December 18, 2015

llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."

by eyebrows&boobes March 19, 2017

bailey plunkett

a lovely boy who disloacted his thumb,

pretty smart

bailey plunkett yep

by kqjdgksaorbffjzntvakt February 25, 2019

Tommy plunkett

A very talented individual. Member of gamma clan and is attractive, big Sarah bell fan himself!

Damn tommy plunkett just walked down the street. I CREAMED!!!

by Bruvvvvv6996 May 22, 2019

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022