free stuff please

something a noob will say over and over until your heart explodes on runescape

"HI IM A NUBBLET C@N I PLES! HAVE FR33 ST00F PLz0rs"

by like ill ever tell ;) July 14, 2004

Nigel, please

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.

"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."

by Frank Caron March 28, 2008

pleckete

Ugly girls that go to University of Illinois. They are the rated 4 or under on the hotness scale. They tend to throw up while giving oral sex outside of frat parties. They have low self-esteem and often have extremely hairy vaginas. They make guys cum in under 2 minutes while giving over the pants hand jobs.

Did that pleckete have a mustache?

by PLeckstar1 June 19, 2011

Please

a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.

person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!

by Jojo_T March 20, 2019

Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.

“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!

by Zach3850 October 16, 2019

Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.

"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"

by TFE July 26, 2006

pleased as punch

means someone is very pleased

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

by momentaralee May 7, 2008