Double Python

A female gives two males hand jobs at the same time, usually while she kneels and they stand, but not necessarily

Jasmine gave Rob and Chad a "double python".

by fuelish June 11, 2010

Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011

spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016

python jab

lunging hand forward violently with all fingers together towards a person's genitals

I'm gonna python jab you in the dickhole.

by wildcatluke April 21, 2010

Python

The little worm in my drawers I chase my wife around the house with!

Tammie says, "Bill put your Python away before I start laughing hysterically!"

by BILL-KAYE February 7, 2004

pichon

pronounced pee-chone. usually means a fuckin pigeon. perfect name for those that are pigeon toed or just act stupid.

dude, adrian is such a pichon

by king pichon January 3, 2011

Pichonque

To try and persuade your students that there’s a word about a changing of a topic even though it’s fake and your lying to them

the pichonque is when he went from happy to sad

by JustinTimberSnk December 7, 2018