piratethedog111

A sick ass YouTube channel that makes the most epic videos. The most quality stuff on the internet.

Mark: bruh you see piratethedog111’s new video?

Carl: yeah it was so sick, the editing is amazing.

by Carl-de-la-santos_sick December 17, 2019

Anus Pirate

Gay men who like it up the butt. Typically very very homosexual.

Stacy: Whoah! look at how tight his jeans are!
Jenny: Oh, he must be an anus pirate!

by Mama-papa-baby June 5, 2009

chair pirating

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.

"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"

by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009

Douche Pirate

A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.

They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.

Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.

by 6310 August 14, 2009

ginger pirate

A white guy who thinks he is a pirate and only pursues chubby red heads.

The ginger pirate passed out in the bar again right after he hit on that chubby red head.

by sixfeetofsnow November 5, 2009

robot pirate

A pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. They are the robot pirates. They do the things a robot should. Also the things a pirate should. They wear eye-patches and are feared by the masses. Their biggest enemy are computer hackers. They can also mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds.

tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.

by a robot pirate March 31, 2010

Meeting Pirate

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.

My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.

by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010