Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.

'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'

by Pseudo-Cynic September 14, 2015

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Philosophical Booty Flake

a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes

Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake

by tupacwillpopyou November 29, 2022

philosopher

Adam Villegas is a the smartest philosopher ever born, for true knowledge ask Adam

I really love that new philosopher adam he is so amazing

omg he's so smart, his name must be adam

by j coolio west February 22, 2017

Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.

stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

tiktok philosopher

by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025