Manstrual Period

1. The time of the month when a man acts moody and generally pissed off for no apparent reason.

2. A period of moodiness for men similar to that associated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend's menstrual period.

1. Joe: "Hey Bob!"
Bob:"Screw you!"
Joe: "What's his problem?"
Andy: "Oh hes probly just on his manstrual period."
Joe: "Oh, it's that time of the month."

2. Boss: "I needed those projects done yesterday!"
Worker: "Whoa what's his problem?"
Co-Worker: "His wife's having her period."
Worker: "Oh, so he's having his manstrual period."

by Badtouchr December 9, 2009

Phantom Period

When a girl feels like she’s getting her period even when she’s not on it.

Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!

by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020

Boy period

After shitting, you wipe too forcefully and accidentally rip the skin around your asshole, thus causing it to bleed

ebinpebis: dude my ass hurts

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck

ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why

ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass

Carson has left this conversation

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period

ebinpebis: a what

by ebinjuddu October 12, 2020

Textual Refractory Period

The amount of time it takes someone to return a text message.

- I sent her a text message over three hours ago! I don’t know if she’s ignoring me or if she just has a long textual refractory period.
- During his textual refractory period, a male is temporarily uninterested in further texting.
- Unlike men, most women do not experience a textual refractory period immediately after texting.
- Ugh! My grandpa’s textual refractory period is like twenty hours!

by Justice Bird March 1, 2012

Second Hand Period

Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.

"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."

"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."

"A, what?"

"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."

"Damn, so that's what it is...."

"Ya bro, scary shit..."

by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013

Period

Once every month when Niagra Falls comes out of you vigina. Basically you bleed out of your vigina for 5-8 days every month. Also it feels like your stonach exploded from pain. You get headaches that are a 1,084 out of 10. It feels as if some dude is hitting your back with a brick. You either where a pad which is basically a diaper or shove a tampon up your vagina. And you crave a lot of food. Also you bloat which makes you look fat;)And you get really horny

"Jessica I never got my period"
"Good! It's like your dying

by ratchetgirl6969 December 18, 2014

man-periods

a male bitching about something and acting childish and rude to people.

ipv6freely/Chris is having his man-periods once more.

by binary-zero February 9, 2010