feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

by Raevn April 3, 2006

Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)

She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Pelican Shit

A Wikipedia vandal, who is notorious for placing signs which block text and replace it with Pelican Shit or some variation on that using poorly written CSS and HTML. Has over 900 sockpuupets. More can be found @ Longterm-abuse on Wikipedia.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.

One day, I looked up something on wikipedia, and written in a colorful table at the top of the page was:

This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***

Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.

by UrbanVision5000 December 14, 2010

perc

short for the narcotic perscription drug percoset or any one of its forms such as oxycodone or oxycontin; makes you feel warm, happy, and relaxed. highly addictive, people not only swallow the pill but take it orally crushed (for a faster reaction) or snort it.

I'm percin', dude, I'm feeling no pain.

by Xeokym December 30, 2004

peice

how dumb people spell piece

"ill ttyl"

"ok peice out man"

"wow you are dumb"

by MrGrinch August 3, 2007

perico

its cocaine uncut

yo papi u got da perico

by Leo July 8, 2003

perachel

Perachel in the PJO fandom is the ship that must never be shipped. It's made up of Percy Jackson and Rachel Elizabeth Dare. It is obviously impossible cause ya know, percabeth ftw. Perachel can't compete with everyone's OTP.

Oh my gods did you see the perachel ship sink? PERCABETH FTW!

by Shipper of the shippiest ships December 6, 2013