1) A woman from Peru who's occupation is that of giving handjobs in the back parking lot of Walmart for $5
2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.
3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.
2) A device from Peru that is used to erect the male genitalia.
3) A mentally impared person whom nobody wants to be around.
1) That Peruvian Penis Pumper was a freak man.
2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper
3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper
2) Woman: I want to have sex.
Man: One second I'll go get my Peruvian Penis Pumper
3) God stay away from that Peruvian Penis Pumper
by hastatus3 May 3, 2010
Get the Peruvian Penis Pumper mug.A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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The word "PERV.." pronounced PURRR..VEB
is a Quick Way to Say PERVERT.
As In, "Get Your Hands Out of Your Pants, You PERV."
is a Quick Way to Say PERVERT.
As In, "Get Your Hands Out of Your Pants, You PERV."
"Hey, look at Reiner over there jacking off in the bushes, while he is looking at all the kids on the playground. What a PERV!!!"
by That is All Folks November 6, 2013
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female: eww, get away from me perv
male model: hi
female: want my phone number?
rich ugly guy: hi
female: let's get married
female: eww, get away from me perv
male model: hi
female: want my phone number?
rich ugly guy: hi
female: let's get married
by god July 27, 2010
Get the perv mug.An Urban Dictionary Pervert: someone who does nothing for the Urban Dictionary other than think up horrendus, disgusting, outlandish sexual/vulgar/violent acts, just to imply that they are NOT a virgin boy and that YES, they've had LOADS and LOADS of sex!
Most UD Pervs know little or nothing about sex, have never dared to try the stupid shit they come up with and never, ever will in their real lives.
Most UD Pervs know little or nothing about sex, have never dared to try the stupid shit they come up with and never, ever will in their real lives.
by Peaseblossom85 September 6, 2008
Get the UD Perv mug.A strong (physically and mentally), hardworking, beautiful( in physical appearance and demeanor) and is one of a kind woman who is from Peru or a descendant of this beautiful culture.
by Peruvian Princess February 1, 2009
Get the Peruvian Princess mug.(n) (1) Someone perceived by the speaker as being sexually obsessed or promiscuous (rarely a true pervert)
(2) A retort one uses when they think the other person is being twisted in some fashion
(2) A retort one uses when they think the other person is being twisted in some fashion
(1) Your little brother asked me if my breasts were real. He's such a perv.
(2)
Female: You're kind of cute.
Guy: Y'think so? Ya wanna feel my "cute?"
Female: PERV !
(2)
Female: You're kind of cute.
Guy: Y'think so? Ya wanna feel my "cute?"
Female: PERV !
by Bill Peters November 11, 2006
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