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Peeweezer

A very unattractive and geeky female. These "women" usually resemble men more in terms of appearance and personality. They are often bottom of the barrel goblins that take desperation to a whole new level and often do not discriminate on their partners gender or looks because they will practically take anything they can get. Since they quite frankly have nothing to offer, they are masters of sexually pleasing both men and women alike to somewhat make up for how unbearable they are. Peeweezers often smell like a sweaty bodybuilder despite refusing to do any exercise of any sort. In addition, they often have a BMI well over 30 and have an appetite to match it. Unless you have the sex drive of a goat on steroids, you won't even be able to get a boner to penetrate. They are often indulged in fictional worlds to escape their miserable realities. Minecraft games, harry potter books, and the gender studies degrees are almost guaranteed to be possessed by a peeweezer. Peeweezers are always very social awkward on top of everything and just being with one can make you feel like everyone in high school is laughing at you. Once you actually get into a relationship with one, you will notice that they are unusually whiney and annoying even compared to normal girls. Even if you are one of the rare people who can tolerate the looks of a peeweezer, she'll still make you realize that you can't tolerate another day of this by week 2 of your relationship.
*Peeweezer be like "I'm actually not sure I'm NOT transgender!" Because she looks like a boy bruh

*Ain't no nigga want no peeweezer boy

* I took a tab of acid so I could ascend into another realm of getting away from peeweezer

*She's 4'10 and 250 pounds of pure peeweezer

*I had just rather remain a virgin my whole life than fuck a peeweezer

*"I kissed peeweezer and it was like when my creepy mustache uncle used to kiss me one the mouth. Seriously tho, she looks just like him too!"

*"Peeweezer said she smells like boob cheese but that's jusr her being nice to herself"

*"I just took a peeweezer on a date and now I'm broke. Seriously, I was just trying to be nice but is all you do is eat and talk about how much you hate Donald Trump?"
by Brocolli Obunga February 13, 2021
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Peewee

That kid who’s balls never fell with a small dick we call him peewee
Listen peewee she is looking to feel good, not be understood.
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Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

A very tall penis, formerly the size of a skyscraper, can also be used to call someone a huge dickhead.
Sarah: Ugghhh That guy is a Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.
Matt: Okay Fuckturd
by ☆★Midas★☆ December 3, 2021
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Peepeepoopoo liquid

The liquid that splashes on your ass cheeks after a piece off poo hits the water. This liquid has your piss and fecal matter it in.
"My peepeepoopoo liquid went into my ass crack when i took a massive shit"
by snowy4_ February 11, 2022
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peepeeugly

a person who is normal and intelligent, sometimes referred to as "chad"
also another word to describe something ugly
Person A: Goddamn bitch you lookin' mad peepeeugly
Person B: Why thank you good sir, I try my best
by spdio22 July 9, 2022
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perdeed

a portmanteau of perhaps and indeed, but it's an oxymoronic term that is actually quite meaningless.
Chad: I just got broke my bench max record and set it to 500 lbs.

Mr. Soy: Perdeed

Chad: Shut up. What do you mean perhaps and indeed? Only indeed because I literally did just bench press 500 pounds at the gym. There is no uncertainty here that was insinuated by perhaps.

Mr. Soy: I'm sorry for my mistake. I became like this when my wife left me 2 years ago.

Chad: L + Bozo + Ratio
by awesomedefinitions69 November 11, 2022
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Reverse peepee

When you wee inside a womans vagina while having sex
by Shiddedandfarded February 18, 2019
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