Cock Parrot

when someone sneaks up behind an unsuspecting seated person, unzips their pants, and places their "man-junk" onto the shoulder of the seated party while screaming "ka-kaa!"

During our Manager Meeting this morning, I cock parroted Barry while he was going over Financials.

"I was just sitting there talking about the financials when Chris Cock Parroted me during the meeting and yelled ka-kaa! Boy was I surprised."

by BDubbs2 February 20, 2009

Penis Parrot

When a man hangs his penis over someone's shoulder as if it were a parrot.

For some reason, HR found it inappropriate for Jim to give Jessica a penis parrot in front of everyone. It was hilarious.

by donkey5 December 2, 2009

California Fathead Parrot

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.

the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

by marsha's nightmare June 28, 2009

Pink parrot

A subtle way of expressing that one has partook in intercourse. It can be used via social networking or in normal conversation when one does not want to say it outright.

Person 1- "Dude, Marc tweeted 'pink parrot'."

Person 2- "He must have gotten laid bro!"

by AutisticJellyish January 8, 2013

gay parrot

Someone who mooches rides off people, because they are too lazy to get there license, they doesn't appreciate others opinions and believes the world revolves around them ; usually is a male that tends to like male celebrities or athletes, and you know he rides the wave

The gay parrot won't fuck off, he just expects rides from others without paying for gas; chirping and shit as he takes the aux so he can play his favorite person, Drake. What a gay parrot, am I right?

by Geremy landforth March 21, 2017

one eyed parrot

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

by Wanker Willy July 4, 2006

Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.

I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.

by Reid R December 17, 2008