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Parasites

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?
Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.
My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.
by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010
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Podcast Parasite

A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.
1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
by jackburton420 June 25, 2023
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Pink Parasite

Parasitic: Blinded, and invasive to an environment can either grow or sustain an ecosystem or cause havoc.
I'm nothing but a pink Parasite in this City.
by cxp1d December 31, 2024
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Parasite

It’s not just someone who does bad things. It’s someone who feeds on others. Someone who steals lives, safety, innocence — and feels nothing for what it costs. A parasite is a person who stopped being a person the moment they decided someone else’s pain was their right. I don’t hate them… I mourn what they could’ve been. But I won’t let them keep feeding.
"Anyone who is an irredeemable criminal, con-artist, ra*ist, or p3d0, these people are parasites."
by Kaos King of Dreams December 11, 2025
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Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.
Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"
by OpaGramps May 22, 2024
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