parallelathingy

Another way of saying parallelogram

Person A: Ok today we're going to learn about a parallelogram.
Person B: Oh you mean a parallelathingy?
Person A: WTF!?

by Cr8zyN8than September 9, 2022

Parallelprehensibilityficationeldehydravous

Rose is a model

'Wow, did you know Gigi Hadid is a model?'

"lmao, did you know Parallelprehensibilityficationeldehydravous?'

by sillywillycella December 6, 2022

Parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia

The fear that in some parallel universe, you get murdered by pigeons

Last night I had a nightmare about parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia

by Mafoohoo December 18, 2024

Paralleli, paraLleli, parellelI

Paralleli, paraLleli, parellelI

Paralleli, paraLleli, parellelI

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Parallely

To say you are going to do a lot of things at the same time, badly because you have no idea of how to do anything, so you hide in multi-tasking. Not to be confused with the correct spelling "Parallelly".

I'm going to do all this parallely. So basically no one knows what I am doing.

by OscarGoldman September 22, 2025

The parallels you refuse to acknowledge

This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.

Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Drawing parallels

HA! Hahaha! Theeeere it is! THAT'S WHY ALL THE PARALLELS! THE JEW THING!? AHAHAHAHAHA! Drawing a parallel between the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Holy land" and the guys who said "We are chosen by God to rule over the Motherland" is anti-semitic!

Hym "Ooooook! Ok, that makes sense. That's why they're drawing parallels. Ok, if The Jews (The ZIONIST ones... They want me to say ZIONIST so it's (oops I was trying to type LIKE and I accidentally typed KIKE because the letters are right next to eachother) LIKE 'Not all Mexicans' sort of situation) AREN'T like the Nazi... Why do they keep committing Genocide? Armenian Genocide... Palestinian Genocide... That's TWICE AS MANY GENOCIDES! The Nazi only did ONE! You're right guys! There IS no parallel between the Jews and the Nazi! The zionist Jews do MORE genocides! Twice as many, literally! And both times they were like 'It's not a Genocide though! It's not a real Genocide though!' That's their whole M.O.! They do the Genocide and then they're like 'Nuh-Uh! I didn't do that thing I just did!' Ok. My bad on that one. You're right. There is no parallel between the Nazi and the Jews."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024