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parabollock mirror

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.
An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.
by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 21, 2013
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parachutist

A troll or other miscreant who jumps into an online group or forum, usually to push a view that is contrary to that prevailing in the group. They usually melt away when asked to provide evidence, citing 'bullying'. Often extremely smug and rather stupid.
A parachutist landed in our FB group today to 'educate' us all about how we are wrong about absolutely everything, ever.
by Chowbelanna May 1, 2015
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parachute undies

A really baggy pair of men's underwear
It's hard to be sexy attracted to him when he's wearing parachute undies
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papak

Papak is a slang term used to describe a person who is financially strained, unable to afford even the most basic necessities or experiences due to being broke. It encapsulates the feeling of being in a perpetual state of being penny-pinched and often implies a sense of frustration or helplessness regarding one's financial situation.
I can't go out for dinner tonight; I'm feeling like papak after paying my bills.
by fidonthegram October 17, 2023
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parakeet

It's like a mini parrot.
Don't step on my parakeet!
by miso December 5, 2003
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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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parachute vagina

were a females vagina is so lose,most likely from being fisted one too many times, it resembles a parachute and when the girl walks air goes in it and catches and creates drag.
jessica was watching too much porn and got too into it and fisted her self and got parachute vagina
by picklegirl October 14, 2009
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