Skip to main content

Please and Thank You

A rude, passive-aggressive amendment, usually found at the end of a imperative sentence, that lets someone know that they will do as you ask. This will typically be learned by administrators, and mangers, working among subordinates or anyone they disdain, because being polite is HR appropriate, but it must be understood that they are peasants. It is implied that while the request is voluntary (i.e. please), the result can be assumed (i.e. thank you), because a peasant has no choice.

*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).
Vince, can you get table 3 a refill on diet cola. Please and thank you!
by MundaneEgg July 26, 2015
mugGet the Please and Thank You mug.

free stuff please

something a noob will say over and over until your heart explodes on runescape
"HI IM A NUBBLET C@N I PLES! HAVE FR33 ST00F PLz0rs"
by like ill ever tell ;) July 14, 2004
mugGet the free stuff please mug.

Nigel, please

The equivalent to the infamous African-American expression for white people.
"Dude, you don't even know how hot she was."
"Nigel, please. Get a job."
by Frank Caron March 28, 2008
mugGet the Nigel, please mug.

Please

a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.
person #1: can you please get me a cup of water?
person #2: fuck off, bitch!
by Jojo_T March 20, 2019
mugGet the Please mug.
When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.
“Dude, I just tried the Two Cheese “Thank You Please”!
by Zach3850 October 16, 2019
mugGet the Two Cheese “Thank You Please” mug.

Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.
"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"
by TFE July 26, 2006
mugGet the Ho Please mug.

pleased as punch

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”
by momentaralee May 7, 2008
mugGet the pleased as punch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email