poisonous asshole

A particularly terrible asshole.

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020

The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008

physics position

its when you're against the bed, lying on the floor, with physics textbooks and papers surrounding you in an arc. you begin with your legs tucked in, feet flat on the floor. you may also be solving many equations on the magical whiteboard (use your imagination) or just pondering black holes in your head.

when ali walked into the room, chris was in the physics position, and she begged him not to move from it.

by the_nano_engineer October 5, 2010

Catcher's Position

What one calls the person that is waiting for a relationship to break up so they can slip in and steal the other person. The role of catcher's position is difficult to sustain because he or she must listen to every boring relationship detail in hopes of being in-the-know when the time is right to strike.

Term first used in 1990 in Bolton Hill.

Dave is in the catcher's position waiting for Elizabeth and Dan to break up after their argument.

by TheGoodTwin April 18, 2012

Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019

poison lemon

When someone inserts a lemonhead, Mentos, or other candy into the anal cavity of another. In order to find it later as a tasty treat.

poison lemon

by Skank bangerton November 10, 2013

posie

posie is the ultimate love story between the selfless and the selfish, with josie saltzman being the compassionate and self-sacrificing half, while penelope park is the all-too-confident and possessive one of the two. although they are broken up, it is obvious that neither of the two have moved on from each other thus the reason why they will be endgame. they are so powerful that not even the merge will get in between them.

girl 1: oh look it’s 2am, time for a posie breakdown
girl 2: who should i kill next in my posie au
girl 3: maybe i snapped with this posie edit

by posiepark December 30, 2018