Pew

The act of shitting and pissing at the same time

" I don't even have time to pew"

by Bartholonmew Cubbins April 16, 2015

pew

Talking a pee and a poo at the same time. Combination of the two words is "pew."

1.
Jill: Boys, move over, make some room for Al.
Al: Oh, it's no problem, i'll just take a pew behind you.
Tim: most of us use a toilet, Al.
2.
Be back in a few minutes, just need to take a pew.

by dSaur April 21, 2015

Pew Pew

The sound that MercStar makes when winning.

MercStar put too much pew pew on them.

by Crasher2003 April 25, 2015

pew

A word overused by that gay dutch guy named RedHuseey.
He doesn't care that pew is that thing you sit on in a church

"Hey, lets sit on a pew in church!"
"Ew, RedHuseey."

by PAVLOOGMD July 28, 2019

pew!

To express the smell of a strong, disgusting oder through words. To say something smells really bad.

*someone farts* Pew! That fart smells disgusting.

by JohnDadoldhead11 November 9, 2019

pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019