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Pocket pervs

This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.
If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
Shit pocket pervs!!
by North Weezy July 29, 2008
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random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners
dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv
by Nick Chester June 11, 2006
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power perving

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.
I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.
by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007
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facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.
Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!
by colin magee January 15, 2008
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screen perv

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley December 14, 2012
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matthew the perv

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke
Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.
by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017
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Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book
Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good
by meavagemary February 10, 2022
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