PTSDetour

When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.

"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

pastdueness

The state of being past due.

The pastdueness of your account will not allow for that upgrade.

by smelendez January 28, 2013

patshit

A patent that is complete shit

Dude1: have you seen that patent? Who the fuck would sell a lighter connected to a flashlight?!

Dude2: ya it was patshit !

by Skydufas September 4, 2016

pabsd

PABSD: (Punk Ass Bitch Stress Disorder): A person who is suffering from a severe case of being a punk ass bitch

Dude, I swear you must be suffering from PABSD

by NivekOnarres April 25, 2017

pats thumb

A crazy old asshole that makes shit up

Pats thumb smells

by Jmg13 September 14, 2017

PPTSD

PPTSD

Acronym for Post Pico Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD that comes after watching boku no Pico

Guy A: *shuddering and shaking*

Guy B: Tf is wrong with him
Guy C: He has PPTSD

by Nobody1995 October 24, 2017

PPTSD

PPTSD is an acronym for Pinkie Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. It can occur when someone's pinkie finger has experienced extreme suffering and pain caused by an abuser. PPTSD symptoms include violent shaking of the finger, spontaneous spasms, turning neon green, extreme swearing, and sometimes death. It will usally get triggered when the abuser comes in close proximity to the pinkie finger.

Guy 1: Hey is your pinkie ok? It's bright green dude?
Guy 2: Oh well you see that girl over there?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Well, I have PPTSD because that girl stapled my pinkie to a chair
Guy 1: Oh shit dude, that sucks

by haandi425 January 23, 2019