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avetard oven 

This is the most used appliance in the avetard kitchen. It is mainly used to bake pizza but these avetards have no idea how to use a fucking oven. Most of the time they end up burning whatever the hell is in the oven and smoke up the whole apartment similar to when they use the dab rig.
Shit, I think I left the pizza in the avetard oven way too long, it's all smokey in the avetard kitchen and smells burnt.
avetard oven by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Dutch Oven Girls 

The wives of Eltsufin Brothers. Two of the biggest Narsacistic Pidorasts on earth.
Dutch oven girls make the rocking world go left :)
Dutch Oven Girls by CondumWing January 18, 2018

blue oven dutch 

The act of getting pegged by a midget while being bent over getting a swirly. While it is rare to have such an opportunity, this is a very enjoyable time. The fight between life and death as the toilet water gives you the swirly, the sweet sensation of the midget pegging you adds up for an exhilarating finish. Leaving you asking for more.
Bro1: Dude how were you able to survive the Blue Oven Dutch?
Bro2: I’ve become one with the swirly and mastered my breathing with the pegging.

Bro1: You’re my hero bro! Hope I can a Blue Oven Dutch one day.
blue oven dutch by Jhubie Bros September 25, 2020

hiroshima oven mit

A Japanese sexual fetish in which a woman gets fisted both vaginally and anally. Usually there is no sexual climax involved.
I hear Mr. Takanaka and his wife have quite a sex life.

Yes, I hear they 've even been practicing hiroshima oven mit.

Sex oven 

A hot womans steamy, smoking vagina.
Hey baby,I'd like to put my pork roast in your sex oven.
Sex oven by Invoxicated November 14, 2009

Dutch oven 

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.
Dutch oven by Shithouse man November 4, 2018