Office Space it

To beat the crap out of something, like they do to the copy machine in the movie Office Space

your car isn't working? you should Office Space it!

by Kristin July 23, 2004

office slut

The office slut is usually has no ability to perform office work. she does however look the part. She works out so her body is impressive, her hair and nails are always done. However when she opens her mouth to speak you realize she is a complete idiot. She will be given a permanent position at the office quickly even though she can barely read and write properly. She usually is sleeping with her married manager boss or whoever else she can have sex with to advance her career. Other office workers usually hate her and she is shunned by most male workers for fear of loosing their jobs if the manager sees them talking to his fuck toy.

"DB is the office slut. She has only worked here two years and has been screwing one of the managers since the first week. For her efforts she was soon promoted and she still can't do her job, but she'll never be fired.

by hardworking non hottie April 15, 2009

office ass"

a female that looks good at work mainly because all of the other females are ugly as hell.

She is "office ass", a ten here at work, but out in public she would just be a 6.

by UUdog October 3, 2007

The oval office

The toilet

guy#1: Hey, where were you?

guy#2: I was pooping in the oval office !!

by Amsh August 1, 2012

The Official Podcast

I’m The worlds best podcast, full of mastabotory stories, hilarious one liners, incredible commentary on new and trending topics and filled to the brim with hilarious content

The four host Charlie, Jackson, Andrew, and kaya give the world the podcast we need but not the one we deserve with amazing guests such as jacksepticeye, pewdiepie, Idubbz, James Allen mcune, Keemstar, and how could you forget about the person who started it all Alex from I hate Everything.

With over 100 episodes The Official Podcast is a phenomenal experience from beginning to end

Charlie’s mom: honey Crit1kills new podcast just came out it’s called The Official Podcast

Charlie’s dad: ain’t that some shit

by StarLord_Did_Nothing_Wrong August 1, 2018

FB Official

Making a relationship official on Facebook.

Man, did you see that Glenn & Stephanie updated their relationship status on FB making it FB Official?

by KataPata February 6, 2010

Officer Polaski

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.

Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"

by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009