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offert

A term used by retarded Latin Americans in the MMORPG game "Maplestory", to make you give them an offer on whatever they are trying to sell.

Another way to say "offer it".
Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Hey, wanna buy my wooden sword, or whatever the fuck this shit is?"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"Yes plz!! how much?"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"Offert"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"No, you offert"

Retarded Latin American guy in Maplestory (Guy 1): -"ok, you're mum!! JAJAJAJAJJAJA XDDDD"

Lvl 8 magician/Trashnoob (Guy 2): -"fu racist noob"
by Horungen December 3, 2013
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Offensive Rebound

After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?

Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!

Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009
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Offering

When several members in a cam model's room (Goddess) tip one token continuously till her entire chat wall is filled with tips in order to win her affections.
We better make an offering to the Goddess Scarlett_Vera to make sure she stays happy!
by Eh_fuckoff January 7, 2019
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Offensive

1. To take a stance or position against a percieved assault.

2. The quality of an attack used against an opponent or enemy during battle.

3. To find an opinion, act, object or situation to be detestable.
1. Arthur took an offensive position to prepare for Uryens' attack.

2. Yuko certainly did put up a good offesive while battling Emperor Magus.

3.Because I often find Fred's political definitions to be offensive, I give all of his definitions a thumbs down even the non-political ones.
by D.Collective April 12, 2007
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offermation

(n): Information that is given without being asked for; especially information that is useless or is unwanted. A lot like TMI.
"Did you hear about Abby and Norman, they got caught having sex in the park again." "Umm...thanks for the offermation...." OR "You know you really should lose some weight." "Well, thanks for that offermation."
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A port of CS:GO in Roblox. Played by nine year olds, and people who can't afford CS:GO.
"I'm too poor to buy CS:GO so I play counter blox roblox offensive instead, It's really not that bad I swear!"
by GEHooven August 22, 2017
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Offensitivity

The state of being perpetually offended and overly sensitive to the views or statements of others. Afflicts major segments of the American populace.
One cannot say anything without someone getting upset. The American public suffers from a bad case of offensitivity.
by LadyBos July 25, 2016
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