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lesbian observation

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect
Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!
by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012
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Kurious Observer

A photography/videography brand owned and pioneered by the author and poet, Michael Bassey Johnson. Founded in 2021, its mission has been an odd one: to dive in deep, learn about and celebrate Nature, creating an awareness of its beauty and magnificence irrespective of country, gender, race, age, and geography.
Person 1: Could you remind me of that line from the Kurious Observer Video footage?

Person 2: “Spontaneous moments in Nature captured and brought to you by Kurious Observer.”

Person 1: When did Michael Bassey Johnson start the Kurious Observer vlog?

Person 2: In February 2021, when he published the book, “Song of a Nature Lover.”

Person 1: How many people are in the Kurious Observer team?

Person 2: There are no members yet.

Person 1: What or Who is a Kurious Observer?

Person 2: It is not a person, but an idea. And It stands for highly observant people. People who trust and see the beauty in nature.

Person 1: Where can I purchase Kurious Observer products?

Person 2: Redbubble

Person 1: Is there a blog or website for Kurious Observer?

Person 2: Yes.
by Agency33 March 24, 2022
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obsessive refreshing

refreshing a web page every few seconds waiting for something new to appear. i.e. a new message.
Anthony - Hey you obsessive refreshing your myspace again?
Jeff - Yeah im waiting for a message from my friend to pop up.
by B.J.C. September 7, 2007
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obsessively shadow

lighter, nicer way to say stalk.

stalk
girl:are you stalking me?

guy: no no, i prefer the term obsessively shadow. it sounds nicer. =
by yosefhey January 3, 2008
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obsessive arsehole gamer

someone who obsessively plays video games and mood changes depending on their state in the game which may include a high state of spaz attact
An example of an obsessive arsehole gamer would be, Myles Wain shouted at his girlfriend when he died in his game!
by nicapockaglory September 5, 2010
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Obsessive Retarded

A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.

This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010
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Obermuller

Obermuller (often spelt Obermüller) translates directly from German as "The chief miller".

Therefore, should one inherit this as their surname, they have come from a long line of only the best Germanic bread makers.

The several qualities possessed by any "Obermüller" are: A good eye for bread; .
Peasant: Hello there, Mister Obermuller (sp. Obermüller) - what bread should I buy?

Mr Obermüller: You probably can't afford bread.

Peasant: I can, I think.

Mr Obermüller: Oh. OK. That one. (Mr Obermüller points to a sturdy, quality loaf of bread - which the peasant cannot afford. Mr Obermüller sniggers, before promptly buying the loaf of bread he had recommended to the poor peasant).

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Idiot: Haaaaa - Obermüller... like "müller" the yogurt...

Mr/Mrs/Miss/Doctor/probably someone called Dennis Obermüller: No.

Idiot: Oh.

Mr/Mrs/Miss/Doctor/probably someone called Dennis Obermüller: Quite.
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