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objectivist

Semi-intelligent person labouring under the delusion that turgid prose, two-dimensional characters and ill-considered high-sounding sermonizing qualifies as "philosophy".
The philosopher was greatly amused when the computer support gimp tried to tell him he was an objectivist.
by zeitblom August 29, 2003
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Shiny Object

A person of the opposite sex used to distract you for a short period of time, not intended for the long term.
Kelly hooked up with Rob last night, but she's not interested in dating him, he's just a shiny object to her.
by northeastchik October 23, 2009
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Putrid Sex Object

I can't imagine anyone being turned on by this putrid sex object.
by boisterousoyster July 3, 2018
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shiny objects

Someone who is easily distracted by shiny objects, similar to a cat who gets distracted when you shake a shiny object or toy in his face. A person who is not very intelligent.
That girl is so dumb. Yeah, she's easily distracted by shiny objects.
by Kristi Longmire May 30, 2008
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rectum injection objector

Someone who disagrees to anal sex.
My father disaproves of gay marriage, because he is a rectum injection objector.
by Tiger at Alcovy December 10, 2006
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Objectified

A term originally associated with 19th century German philosophy, especially that of Hegel, in which the positive action of a person (the Subject/actor) transformed that which was acted upon (the Object/thing acted upon). 20th century radicals subsequently referred to cultures or peoples who were exploited, sexualized or romanticized in by Westerners as being "Objectified" in and by Western culture, rather than understood has having their own identities and agency.
Tunisian novelist Albert Menni's "The Colonizer and the Colonized" is one of the best books about how the European conquest of North Africa objectified Arabs and their culture.
by BxMuscle August 22, 2018
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Unidentified Fat Object

Can be defined as someone so large they make the ground rumble with every footstep; there so gross they make you wanna piss on them.
Is that an earthquake? No it’s just another Unidentified Fat Object walking down the stairs. Ohhh right
by Lalalalalalallalalallalala August 31, 2009
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