Obed Is Cool

'Obed' stands for 'Oh no! Our table, It's broken' and 'Is' is an english word 'Is' NAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

THEREFORE, 'IT MEANS OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT'S BROKEN.'

FOR EXAMPLE:- 'OBED IS COOL BUT A KID CRIES.' AND 'THIS KID IS CRYING BECAUSE OBED IS COOL.'

by OKAY KID January 22, 2024

Obbing

A shortening of "sobbing", perhaps originating from a typo
is often meant to be read less seriously than the full "sobbing"
Can be typed as " 'obbing", but that's for nerds

"obb" can also be used in place of "sob", but this is less common

obbing, crying, dying

straight OBBING dude! wtf just happened 😭

dude,,, that work meeting,,,,, obb,,, its over

by OliverJaded September 19, 2024

Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014

dan ob

a whore and slut obsessed with SM and thinks amanda is an iphone!!!!!

wow u see dan ob today he lookin ode wack

by plnamsidk October 23, 2018

DEX oB

DEX oB is a competitive gamer as well as a team Manager of Team Obey(A Professional Console Gaming Team) which is currently competing in the MLG Professional Circuit.

DEX Gaming Bio:
Twitter: @dexbadgett
★Former Pro CS 1.6 Player/Manager
→Past Teams: Mug N Mouse, Green Berets, Enervate
★Former Action Half Life Player
→Team: Invincible Elements #3 Overall Worldwide
★Former Gamesurge mIRC Support Admin

DEX oB is a competitive gamer as well as a team Manager of Team Obey(A Professional Console Gaming Team) which is currently competing in the MLG Professional Circuit

You can contact DEX:
Twitter: @dexbadgett
Youtube: dexbadgett
AIM: DexSC86

by DEXoB May 7, 2011

Big OB

Has 36 different vapes
Has a corsa that he busts the speed limit in
Mucks about with 15 year olds
Smokes 29 blunts a second
Eats out his sisters ass

Big OB: " Oi have you got the pollen?"
Big OB's Sister: " Im only 12"
Big OB" Wheres the belt"

by Owen bennett eats ass September 3, 2019

Obes

A boy who was once named Mes who was once named Mads. While the new name for Mes, an Obes has also become a type of person. Obes can't be defined but you know an Obes when you see one. Obes can be said in multiple ways such as WAAOOOBES or OOOOOOBES or Obe-bes. For the full effect it should be said as Loud as possible.

Man, look at guy. He looks like an Obes.

by Xolxhis February 10, 2023